Wow … cool … I have a blog … this is some pretty trippy … errr … stuff?

I wish I had more to report, but unfortunately most of it is VERY private … between a certain woman and myself … and the two of us just need to keep our flourishing feelings for one another under wraps … lest the rest of the world get jealous and try to tear us apart … you know who you are …

Go visit Steve’s Blog … it’ll make him happy that he has visitors … tell him that sunbeam he has shining through the clouds is VERY inspirational … that it makes you wanna go out and bake a cake or something …

It’s been three years since I started at Marsh. My how time flies when you’re having fun. They just did another sweep of terminations. Yay fun.

Got my hair cut … for those of you keeping score at home, yes the question then becomes which hair did they cut … ha ha ha …

And finally … I think I’m going to move into Port Credit … there seem to be some nice places …

Oh yeah … and one month until Guild Wars comes out … at which point I will dissapear and become even MORE of a recluse … I already have my kleenex boxes picked out for my feet, and plenty of empty mason jars for my urine … I’m gonna Howard Hughes it all the way baby!!! And not the good looking Leo DeCaprio version either!

Sooooo … I spent pretty much the entire weekend out in Oakville … with Shari … ladies and gentlemen … I think we MAY have all of the signs of a commitment … judges?

American Judge – ‘They’re a couple’

German Judge – ‘JA … look at ze affecTION between zem … zey are und couple’

Swahili Judge – ‘click pop unga click’

American Judge – ‘I think he was saying they’re a couple’

The Swahili Judge nods

French Judge – ‘They are not a couple. They are TRAGIC … just like life … c’est domage’

Damned French Judges …

BTW … Shari and I ARE in the boyfriend / girlfriend zone … we just both feel WAY more comfortable there … : )

Ugghh … I’ve been hit and hit bad with that cold that’s been floating around … swear to god, all last week it was like listening to a coughing symphony here in the office … and now I’ve decided to add my voice to the choir …

Shari’s back from Cuba … and I’m sooooo happy about that … I think I’m either in Deep Smit, Big Like, or Puppy Love … take your pick …

Went and visited Kate on the weekend too … we had our very own little ‘We Didn’t Want To Go To Carolina Anyway’ party. Although apparently, the party ended up consisting of looking at fixtures at Home Depot and reading books about ADD … which I don’t have of course … : )

Sooo … My buddy Michelle just sent me another picture of the Lucid night … hard copy only for now … sorry kids …

But I just realized that in every photo I have a can of beer in my left hand and I’m hugging someone with my right … hmmm … maybe I have a drinking problem …

Ah well … I’ll get it sorted out after a night full of St. Patty’s Day Drinking … hopefully I remember that I have a problem tomorrow morning during the hangover …

Sorry … kinda bored at work …

Picked up the Incredibles today … if you haven’t seen it … you’re apparently hopelessy addicted to crack and are in the form of a wee baby … yah crack baby …

Shari’s still in Cuba … obviously … but damn her sweet soul … she’s infected me somehow and I keep thinking about her and missing her … sigh

Holy cow … Shari’s roommate Morgan? MAN … that girl knows how to work out the kinks in someone’s back … dayam …

I wasn’t aware of this … but apparently there’s this thing between my head and my shoulders? It’s called a neck … I always just thought it was just one big huge knot …

Soooo … I have to move again … and it’s looking like I’ll be heading back out to the burbs … cheaper rent …

And for those of you somewhere in the back, who might be raising an eyebrow … yeah, I might be moving out in the general direction of Shari …

… shaddup …

She’s actually going to Cuba this weekend. So no Shari for a week! Yes … I will miss her … and I guess all those people who I may have been ignoring as of late will suddenly be getting calls like crazy … heh heh heh …

OMG … if you’re even a little bit of a fan of boxing … you NEED to watch The Contender …

Forget anything I’ve ever said about any other reality show … this thing is AWESOME!!!

Forget that island show … forget that Trump guy … THIS IS THE SHOW TO WATCH!!!

My mother JUST discovered that I have a web site … HI MOM!!!

I literally just finished Prey by Michael Crichton … and really … I only started ‘seriously’ reading it tonight …

I don’t think I like his writing style … don’t know what it is … nor do I know if his other books are like this … but it really just didn’t catch with me …

Going to a Goin-To-Cuba-Slumber-Party tomorrow night … I’m sure hyjinks and hilarity will ensue … however I find it unlikely that photos will follow …

It’s been a couple of weeks since I’ve posted … I know …

So what’s been going on with me? Well … Gordie and I went to the Auto Show … does he look like he’s having fun?

Also … there’s someone new in my life … I figure it’s about high time I made mention of her … if anything … I blame her for my lack of updates as she keeps distracting me and making me want to talk to her … silly woman …

Soooo … everybody … this is Shari … Shari … this is everybody …

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She’s a good kisser …