Going Down to the X-Mas Wire
Man, it’s really starting to creep up on that fantastic date! I only have around 10 or 14 days of procrastination left with my present buying!
Erika and I went out yesterday to get our Christmas Photos taken. Tonight we’re going out to buy our ‘First’ Christmas Tree! Then, we’re going to go buy me a cardigan and a pipe because apparently I don’t fit the Norman Rockwell image just quite yet! ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! Honestly, just give me the gifts, let the snow fall, and all of this would be much easier! Better yet, just give me the money you would have spent on me so that I can spare you the impossible task of reading my mind! And with that …
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
I’m just kidding of course. You know I’m not happy unless I’m up to my eyebrows in torn wrapping paper. My Mom can attest to that …
"Get to sleep! Do you want to ruin Christmas by staying up? How about I just give you all of your presents right now?"
Love ya ma …




